SMN: Dude, Where's My Self-Driving Car?

Some More News

SomeMoreNews | PodcastOne

News, Comedy, Talk Radio, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Hi. In today's episode, we look at how autonomous vehicles work, and also how they don't work, and also also how they're being tested on city streets without your consent to help enrich people like Elon Musk. Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dWvHJLjikgWikFBf4wllk8etc-SIdC8maB0-7eZA7LM/edit?usp=sharing Check out our MERCH STORE: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/somemorenews SUBSCRIBE to SOME MORE NEWS: https://tinyurl.com/ybfx89rh Subscribe to the Even More News and SMN audio podcasts here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/some-more-news/id1364825229 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6ebqegozpFt9hY2WJ7TDiA Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/SomeMoreNews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/SomeMoreNews/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SomeMoreNews/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@somemorenews Stop wiping and start washing. Go to https://hellotushy.com/morenews and use promo code MORENEWS for 10% off your first order. Factor, America’s #1 Ready-To-Eat Meal Kit, can help you fuel up fast for breakfast, lunch, and dinner with chef-prepared, dietitian-approved ready-to-eat meals delivered straight to your door. Head to https://factormeals.com/morenews50 and use code morenews50 to get 50% off. If you want to take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Go to https://drinkAG1.com/MORENEWS. Check it out.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	I'm taking a road trip to Forks Washington for my annual book club retreat, and I haven't
0:15.3	read any of the books.
0:17.0	For some reason we're doing Infinite Gest, Middle March, and the Outlander series all
0:21.1	in one weekend.
0:22.5	So I need a way to read all of those during my 19-hour drive, or else the breeders, which
0:26.6	is how we say B-readers, which stands for book readers, will mock me relentlessly.
0:31.3	Plus I'll put in a tin can, a fiendish device I absolutely will not go into further detail
0:35.9	about.
0:36.9	It involves Vaseline, and it's pretty fun.
0:39.5	Anyway, I don't want to take a train because I'm scared, it'll take me to wizard school,
0:43.8	and I can't afford the student loans, also, TERFs.
0:47.2	So my only other option would be to get one of those self-driving cars, and those have
0:52.1	to be out by now, right?
0:54.1	Right?
0:55.1	Oh.
0:56.1	Okay, I guess I could...
1:00.9	Are self-driving cars out yet?
1:04.0	Son of a...
1:05.0	I ask a simple question, and then a title screen shows up, and now I have to talk about
1:08.8	this for the next 25 to 180 minutes.
1:12.0	Typical.
1:13.0	Feels like this happens every week.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from SomeMoreNews | PodcastOne, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of SomeMoreNews | PodcastOne and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.