Just before this BBC podcast gets underway, here's something you may not know.

My name's Linda Davies and I Commission Podcasts for BBC Sounds.

As you'd expect, at the BBC we make podcasts of the very highest quality featuring the most knowledgeable

experts and genuinely engaging voices. What you may not know is that the BBC

makes podcasts about all kinds of things like pop stars,

poltergeist, cricket, and conspiracy theories and that's just a few examples.

If you'd like to discover something a little bit unexpected, find your next podcast over at BBC Sounds.

This is a podcast from the BBC.

Oh, it's a blinder today.

Bumbleow Wednesday, yes.

It's a good one.

Very B. J Heavy, I would say today yeah we do speak to someone called

B j who is one of our friends that just popped up on TV the other day this happens now and again

like we had someone else on saying like they were just watching big brother one day and someone from their school just appears on it.

Oh It's weird when you see someone from your past.

Also we discuss mysterious airport hotels on bangers. There is something about them that's different to your average hotel.

I do some important market audience research to see if people would buy a perfume, let's say, if we made one.

And I appear to be in the Urban Dictionary because one of our

listeners called me a name when I played the first Christmas song of the year.

It's all here. It's all goodness. The Scott Mills Daily Podcast starts now.

Sophie, our caller got in touch yesterday, alarmed that the TV is already getting full up of those perfume ads. You know the ones that are full of

cliches? Often dimly lit, sometimes in black and white, sometimes when swept hair.

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