At home, I didn't have...

I bought candy and I started to eat it the night before.

I was down to a few...

I just bought like a big pack of like Snickers minis.

It wasn't even that many.

But my landlord had put a bowl, like a pumpkin bowl, plastic with gum and licorice and stuff like that and there.

And so anybody's near the door, just grab it from that and give it to the kids.

So I went shopping, food shopping with my friend on Tuesday night.

By the time I came back, the bowl was empty.

And I was like, oh, kids must have came in and ate it.

So I'm putting my groceries away.

It's getting dark out.

And I go back outside.

I put the recycling bins out.

A big family of like seven or eight people with another group is walking right at my driveway.

And I'm like, oh shit.

And I realized I didn't want to give them the candy I had in my refrigerator.

So I'm like, I'm trying to think fast, you know.

So I gave out dollar bills to each one

of the kids. I ended up giving out of $11. Well, I went in the house and I feigned that I was out

of candy. I really, I really wanted the candy for myself to watch movies later. I didn't want to

go, because I didn't go out and buy other candy. I'm like, but what can I give these kids? And I'm looking around.

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