Slinging Rock to Serving Settlements, Ms. Pat is Seriously Funny

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Jason Ellis

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🗓️ 1 November 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Ms. Pat has had a wild journey from defying the law to serving it her way. Last chance to get your tickets to Carnival of Combat. https://carnivalofcombat.com/ This ultimate fighting event takes place November 4th in St. Petersburg. The Jason Ellis Show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/ELLIS today to get 10% OFF your first month. Did you get a new iPhone? Nomad Goods has Apple and iPhone cases and accessories that will stand the test of time, perform at the highest caliber, and will catch people's attention in subtle way. Get 10% OFF by using our exclusive link. https://nomadgoods.com/ellis Subscribe to our Patreon to call/text/write in LIVE https://www.patreon.com/EllisMate Call/Text (424) 350-1721 or email submittoellis@gmail.com Pat is currently on her Ya Girl Done Made It standup tour with stops in over 30 cities through 2024. Show and ticket info is available at www.MsPatComedy.com. Ms. Pat Settles It is now airing on BET: ‘Ms. Pat Settles It ‘ Sets BET Premiere; Drops Trailer – Deadline Seasons 1-3 of The Ms. Pat Show and Pat’s Netflix special Y’all Wanna Hear Something Crazy are all currently streaming. https://www.instagram.com/TheJasonEllisShow https://twitter.com/JasonEllisShow Jason Ellis: https://www.theJasonEllis.com https://instagram.com/wolfmate https://twitter.com/EllisMate Michael Tully: https://instagram.com/tullywood https://twitter.com/Tully Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, audio listeners of the Jason Ellis show. Thanks for listening. We're happy to have you here,
0:04.5	but did you know you can be enjoying this podcast in 21st century form in full, glorious,
0:12.1	multi-camera video? If your eyes are free, why listen when you can watch? Did you know? Not like a
0:18.6	special once every month thing, every single episode of this show you have ever listened to is
0:25.7	also available on video. Just look for the Jason Ellis show page on YouTube. Don't just listen,
0:31.2	watch the Jason Ellis show. Yeah, you idiot. See, you gotta see me. Look at me. Hey, everybody,
0:37.3	I got an event. Kind of full of combat. It's like, Alice Mania, but I've got like dumb,
0:43.5	comedian celebrities fighting each other, but I also have the usual stuff where it's like blindfolded
0:49.5	people with electric dog collars on and then I give the remote to like their wife and then they
0:53.8	get electrocuted while everybody punches them in the head. It's really funny. It's November 4th
0:59.1	and it's in Tampa and you can get tickets right now if you go to carnivalofcombat.com and there's
1:07.0	like all kinds of different seeing VIP, Lewis J Gomez is trying to fight this dude and if he beats that
1:12.8	dude, then he's trying to fight me, which means I have to come out of retirement and all these people
1:16.7	are gonna be mad at me, but don't worry about it. I'm gonna knock that dude out. He's not gonna touch
1:20.0	my face, but I think he's gonna lose and the only way you can see it is if you go to carnivalofcombat.com
1:25.2	right now and get tickets. You're excited, right? Yes, I'm very excited. What do you want me to say about it?
1:31.0	That was not that. I'm very excited. I like your confidence, but I am concerned.
1:39.3	See me potentially die. I thought your tagline was don't die. It is. You just said see me potentially
1:45.5	die. Jason, don't die. Okay, don't watch me. Don't die. There you go.
1:51.4	That's the best comma ever. Watch him not die. Yeah. Come out. Live. Please. In Tampa. Thank you.
2:02.1	I think my job is done. Yeah. All right. Thanks everybody. I'm down home. Lights! I'm ready. All right.
2:15.5	Three, two,
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