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kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Sliding Into DMs For Money

kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

KiddNation

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

A woman will slide into your boyfriend’s DMs for a hefty fee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:03.2

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0:56.6

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0:59.3

Wayfair, every style, every home.

1:01.6

Back to more of the Kidcratic Morning Show.

1:07.2

I think my wife and my sister don't know that they're on a group text or something.

1:11.9

What are you talking about?

1:12.8

You know, because there's group texts.

1:14.5

And Big Al's been talking about my butt a lot this show.

1:18.5

And I think my wife thinks that my sister just texted her because my sister wrote in,

1:25.0

not the little butt comment with laughing and crying face emojis. And then my wife chimed in with, it's there, but not wide, L-O-L. I'm in this group chat. I see. I'm right here, y'all. I'm right here, y'all. Just send them the picture you have in your favorites folder. Oh, I send it to Kinsey.

1:41.6

Oh, the picture of your butt? Yeah. Okay. Thanks for not sending that to me. I think I could actually sue you. I think you need to send it to him so he can stop talking about it. No. No. HR said no. I already get scared that I'm going to send the wrong picture to the wrong text all the time. I always fear that.

1:43.9

So I try not to send very many things. Or if you screenshot something from the group chat and you're trying to send it to other people in the group chat. Oh my God. It's so embarrassing. We had some oopsies this weekend with that. Really? Well, so many group texts going on and you just too much. Yeah. Yeah, you accidentally

2:19.3

comment in the wrong one. Oh, it's so bad. You got a triple and double double and triple check

2:26.2

that you're in a hurry. I know. This is a delete, delete, delete, edit, unsend. When your friend

2:32.5

starts a group chat, but you don't think it's a group chat.

2:35.3

Have you ever had that? I see it. Like my friend sent me a text, and I think it's just us too talking. Oh, friendships have been ruined. And I'm not, and they're talking about somebody else, and you could bring up the other person and they're in that group chat. It didn't go bad, but it could go really bad. I'm not sure it has.

2:31.0

Yeah.

2:31.4

I'll tell you how my life has changed.

2:33.3

Charlie, seven-year-old Charlie will ask for my... It didn't go bad, but it could go really bad. I'm sure it has. Yeah.

2:55.9

I tell you how my life has changed, Charlie, seven-year-old Charlie will ask for my, show, let me look at some pictures.

2:50.5

I'm like, here, here's my phone. And she just starts scrolling. But there's nothing in my phone that I need that's bad. Bad. Yeah. Because there's no picture of Jayce's butt or anything like that or anybody's butt as far as that's concerned.

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