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My brother evicted me from my own house citing medieval property laws.

Ye must evade this house this instant.

The crown doth protest this eviction.

My brother moved in with me at the start of lockdown because he was living in hotels

for some reason. I recently found out it lockdown because he was living in hotels for some

reason. I recently found out it was because he owes 260,000 pounds in debt to a multitude of small

businesses for various reasons. What are these? A prostitution. Ladies of the night. Ladies

of the night, drug lords and casinos.

You know, the backbone of our economy.

A lot of these cases have gone to high court and he's being actively pursued by bailiffs.

Okay, not the best guy.

Yeah.

He's on the run.

He's on the run.

When he moved in, he was relatively normal, but vague about why he was living in hotels.

Then as lockdown went on, he started to normal, but vague about why he was living in hotels.

Then, as lockdown went on, he started to get more and more obsessed with these free men on the land common law types, which has led to some major disputes, like saying he doesn't have to

wear a mask because he's not subject to the crown and the Cornwallian Lord protectorship and trying to annex land from the fields behind our house.

Because apparently you can claim land by throwing a hatchet at four corners.

So he threw a hatchet at four corners in my backyard and said, I claim this land.

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