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The 93x half-ass morning show. Ninety three air.

Oh, kiss my ass. We're going to go ahead with the Wednesday edition of the 93X half-ass morning show

and how we couldn't imagine a better crowd.

Thank you so much for locking in our channel, which is 93.7 FM.

Josh, I'm feeling just marvelous over here.

That's good. I'm always said, well, 99.9% of the time I'm happy to be here.

So I'm glad when you're happy to be here.

It's a hell of a number. 99.9. Well, maybe that's an overstatement when I say marvelous,

or what did I say?

Fabulous.

I can't even recall at this point.

But I did just read something this morning.

And this is rare.

Well, first, that I read something.

But the information, I read something that made me feel, and it should make a lot of us feel good about ourselves as we begin.

God, look at the time it's so early.

Most of you are feeling, oh, God, I don't know if I really feel.

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