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Talk to nicely.

Have you ever heard of Vasily Blokin? He worked as an executioner for the Soviet secret police,

and he's credited with killing literally tens of thousands of people. During one particular massacre in 1940, he shot 7,000

prisoners, one after another. Just boom, boom, boom for hours. Can you imagine what that must

have felt like? All that power, all that energy.

Jasper hit Enter and sent the message across cyberspace to Captain Mesty 99.

But he wasn't expecting a quick answer.

His online best friend had been distant lately, ever since Jasper told the captain about Yara coming into his life.

Yeah, yeah, he knew the code, bros before hoes, and although Jasper liked to message

the captain at the start and end of each day, it just wasn't the same anymore.

But Jasper wasn't stupid.

He knew that most romantic relationships, if that's what he had with

Yara, ended in messy breakups, and those were just normal couples who weren't planning on systematically

murdering a criminal enterprise one person at a time. If this whole thing with Yara got to be too

much, and Jasper had to kill her after all,

he knew that Captain Mesty 99 would be there for him. That fact brought him a lot of comfort

as he powered down his laptop and got ready for the day. The special day, the day when he helped

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