Spexavers have asked me to tell you something important, so I've gone creative and dug out my

old jack-in-the-box. It's about prices and how they jump up when you least expect them.

I said jump up when you least expect them. I said jump up when you least expect them. Oh, that Spexaver's glasses still start from 15 pounds.

Not now, Jack, including standard single vision lenses only. He's going to jump up now isn't he?

Oh well you're better off with spec savers. Oh I knew it. Ask in store for details. Greetings, Mr. Dear, I'm Tom, I'm Beth, and I am Matthew and welcome to another episode of Pappies,

Flatshare, Slamdown.

It is not only a Flatshire Slamdown,

it is also a flat chair slam down.

And I really mean that Fox.

It's smoking.

Can I say there's just one motto for this, P-A-R-T, why?

Because I got it. Guys, I'm going to introduce this episode, but if I go on too long, somebody stop!

Somebody stuff me!

It's our flagship episode, that's what I wanted to say.

Pinch Punch First of the Month.

We lead with a panel show quiz game thing.

Tom can I ask if you had a stroke?

Because I think you need to take that mask back off.

I think you know favors. It's cutting off the face. It's doing you know favors. It's supposed to give me superpowers but it seems

so just... Tom, Tom, can I just say you are not all righty then. Can one of our listeners, I know,

let's move on.

Okay, all right, a good start, a good strong start to the episode.

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