Skyjacks: Episode 279

Campaign: Skyjacks

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Leisure, Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Games

5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Jonnit Lands on one of the mysterious structures built at the bottom of this pit and makes his way inside the vault compound for the first time. He encounters an oddly affable servant of the church. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Tessellaphobia, unpleasant sea creature mention (goblin shark,) getting lost Dear Uhuru: Spring cleaning and mild hoarding. COSMIC CENTURY KNIGHTS ⁠Follow the project on Kickstarter!⁠ ⁠Join the mailing list for James' game design projects⁠ OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Order now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Leave a review!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ THE ULTIMATE RPG PODCAST ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Listen Here!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SKYJOUST FIGHT WITH SPIRIT EXPANSION ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get it now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SKYJACKS: COURIER'S CALL IS BACK! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Listen on Spotify (or any other podcatcher app)!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ STARWHAL PUBLIC FEED: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Listen on Spotify (or any other podcatcher app)!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ JOIN OUR MAILING LIST ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Right Here!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Take that was 90s boy bands for dads.
0:08.1	Okay.
0:09.4	Interesting category.
0:10.8	Like he's not in that period of time.
0:12.8	They were all grown men not interested in being appealing to tweens the same way that like five or Backstreet Boys were.
0:23.5	That's why it never took a...
0:24.9	Because, like, I'll tell you the one thing that the U.S. does have an awareness,
0:28.5	and this is like how dire the Robbie Williams situation is to me,
0:31.7	it's like, I know what S Club 7 is.
0:35.0	Yes, exactly.
0:36.1	Nothing, which is like a musical wet fart.
0:40.0	But like, to know that and not know this other guy who apparently had two big acts, two big acts.
0:49.3	Yeah, he had a whole solo career of one song.
1:33.5	Yeah. whole solo career of one song. All right, and enough weird crap has happened in my life so far that I know that this plot of land is the same that it was a second ago. It just, the thing is not here. And if the thing
1:40.2	wasn't here, if the thing was here and it was gone, then there would be remnants of the
1:45.7	thing. So I am here before the thing was here. So that means I am, okay, I've jumped forward
1:53.7	in time before. That means I can jump back. Wow. Wow. Yeah. I think John, it is uniquely positioned to be able to figure something like that out.
2:03.2	Especially like seeing the the tangled knot and whatnot and like moving back to your mundane vision to take in the world,
2:15.2	one of the things about faked is it stretches forward
2:19.7	and to have it curl back and tangle,
2:23.8	that means it's moving backward in some way.
2:27.2	It might be hard to orient yourself around it,
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