Skydiving with Sonas

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5.0 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode we shout for joy and jubilation as Victoria successfully lands herself in a clitilating afternoon sonas sesh that even left the cat sniffing around Rob's balls. We, and one of our unfortunate listeners, find ourselves literally torn over whether a slip in the shower was really an accident or just a poorly disguised attempt at some solo bum fun. We also reveal the exciting news that our merchandise has expanded to cater for the todger owners amongst you and that NHB Willy Wipes are now on sale Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's time to chat some ballads about fan-eat-its and bum.
0:06.0	No topic is of limit for these bloody mouth found buns.
0:10.0	So tell us all your secrets we'd like to share the truth.
0:14.0	Bad saggy tits and inner wards and ice cubes up your hoo.
0:18.0	No holes barred.
0:22.0	Um, hi Nora.
0:24.0	We can hold down.
0:25.0	Oh god. Sorry.
0:26.0	Oh, she's bringing that moment.
0:28.0	What?
0:29.0	That's not a good thing.
0:30.0	It's not a card on her.
0:31.0	It's a card on her.
0:32.0	It's a card on her.
0:33.0	Bucking, freezing, makes horrible.
0:35.0	Oh no, is it raining in London?
0:37.0	Yeah, pissing it down.
0:38.0	It's been pissing it down all day.
0:39.0	I've got the heater on.
0:40.0	I've got my proper light sweats on today.
0:42.0	I'm not even getting dressed.
0:43.0	Can't be bothered.
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