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What do UFOs, poltergeist activity, 7-foot tall humanoids,

sky portals, paranormal activity, and cow mutilation all have in common,

they're all part of the legend of the skin walker ranch.

Over the next two weeks, we'll explore the origins of the skin walker ranch.

The curse that was placed on that land hundreds of years prior,

and the families that have occupied the ranch in the years since.

So sit back and crack a beer with the buffet-like spread of topics,

this two-part series is bound to have something to satisfy your most

demented auditory needs. I'm Mike. I'm Ian. And I'm Dave.

If you thought Mormons and their magic underwear were the strangest things in Utah,

stick around. We've got a story of dead cows and ditches and Navajo witches that'll blow your mind.

This is Necronomopod.

You're expecting a tidy explanation about how all this fits together.

You won't get them from me. Maybe you can give them to me.

The only thing I can say with any certainty after delving into this,

this part of the investigation is that reality, at least for me, isn't what it used to be.

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