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Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast

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Comedy

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

This week, Scott is joined by his personal physician, Dr. Bill Blondie, who drops by to discuss his new job with the United States government. Then, businessman Danny Mahoney returns to the pod to update us on his new business ventures.

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0:00.0	Comedy bang bang, bang, comedy bang, bang, comedy bang,
0:07.0	comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy
0:12.0	comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, Come for the Banc bye. Combecied bang mine. Comedi bank mine.
0:22.7	Come as me, back, bye.
0:25.0	One for the money.
0:26.4	Two for the show.
0:27.4	Three for the Bitcoin.
0:28.5	Bro, baby, bro.
0:29.9	Welcome to Comedy Bang.
0:30.9	Bang.
0:32.1	Thank you to Prolapsed Famous for that catchphrase submission.
0:36.2	Prolapsed Famous.
1:12.8	I appreciate it. That one's not going to stick. Um, but thank you so much. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. Uh, we're in the throes of oggy doggy, are we not? No one can dispute that. Uh, my name is Scott Ackerman. We have an exceptional show for you today. Uh, This is the show. It used to be the show where we talked to interesting people. It's now Humanities podcast. It may soon become humanity and the Animal Kingdoms podcast. We're not quite sure about that. But also we've hit upon a new tagline, comedy bang, bang, bang, we care. We care.
1:22.5	And we care about bringing you the best show possible. And to that end, we have booked a great guest who's going to be with me all show.
1:44.3	He's a businessman. So that's very exciting. We're going to bring him out in just a second. And he's got a very interesting business. I believe I've spoken to him once or twice before. I can't really recall the details. Scott. Sorry, what? Scott, yes. Is this the, are you the businessman in question? No, no, no, no.
1:44.7	It's me.
1:46.2	Scotty, it's me.
1:48.6	Oh, hey, Dr. Blondie.
1:49.7	It's me, Dr. Bill Blondie.
1:44.2	Hi. So good to see you again. So I know, you know. Is everything all right? No, everything's fine. I'm just coming by because I know you're probably wondering why you haven't seen me in a while.
1:45.8	Well, I haven't made no point.
1:49.7	I'm sorry, for the listener, this is my personal physician, Dr. Bill Blondie. I haven't made an appointment to see you. That's probably why I haven't seen you in a while. You're probably wondering why you haven't done that, though. Well, I feel like the last time I saw you, we watched the Music Man. Did we not? Yeah, we did.
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