I have a deep issue of not feeling like people are loyal to me.

And a big part of that is probably because I'm not loyal to other people, or I don't know how to be.

I don't get it. Hello, you guys, you know, there are a handful of times where I get the screener for an episode and I'm just like, oh, should I just break the embargo

and spoil the whole thing because, girl, what the hell just went on? This would be one

of them. Welcome back to another episode of everyone's business with me, Kara Berry. Girl,

we're talking the finale of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

And what a finale it was.

High drama, high camp, little results for me, but we'll get into it because there's so much to get into.

I'm going to be yapping for so

long. I already have a headache. Oh, my God. Let me take a little sip of water. We'll get

into it. We're starting off dramatic as hell, guys, with sweeping shots of this estate in Greece,

like what is about to go on here. We're hearing a woman in a voiceover saying,

Behold the daughters, the sisters of salt.

The world saw elegance and grace, but what the world did not see was the war.

Now, this is where you got it wrong, Stella, because I feel like we've very rarely see elegance of grace on this show.

Angie's injuring herself every 15 minutes, but what we do get to see is the war all the time, and we're about to see it again, child.

So we're back to our last morning in grace. Mary sees Angie's

busted up lip the following day and it's just like, oh my God, are you okay? Bromwood says in a

confessional, we're actually seeing Angie's true heritage right now. I mean, she is a full-on Greek

tragedy. Mary tells her,

Angie, at least you're still pretty. So Bronwyn says, I'm excited to see Stella's play, right?

Angie lets us know, we've had some ups and downs on this trip, but I wanted the girls to be able to

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