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Garrison Keillor's Podcast

Sing on, dance on, good eye, ain't you happy

Garrison Keillor's Podcast

Prairie Home Productions

Society & Culture, Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

At the game I sat next to a true Twins fan named Alex who gave me the lowdown on various players and yelled the right things — “Looked good to me!” at the ump who’d called a strike a ball and “Good eye!” at a Twin who let Ball 3 go by and “Throw him the meatball!” at the opposition pitcher who had an 0-2 count on a Twins batter.It was a big pleasure, the proximity to genuine fandom. I’m old and out of touch. I paid $45 for a Twins cap: in my mind, it should’ve been $5. The Kramarczuk’s bratwurst stand doesn’t take cash, only credit cards. I don’t get it. What country is this? But I bought one, with kraut and mustard, and it was good as ever. I’m not used to the raucous music blaring every half-inning though it thrilled the row of girls ahead of us who stood up, hips shaking, arms waving. I come from the era of intense silence. I may be the only person in the ballpark who remembers the fall day in 1969 when Rod Carew got on base with a double, took a big lead, stole third, and the fans sat transfixed in silence, knowing he might do it, wishing he’d do it, praying, and then he did it — he took a daring lead off third and dashed home and slid under the tag and we jumped up and yelled, “YES!” We didn’t need the Stones’ “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” to rouse us, the feat of stealing home was enough. I can still see it in my mind, his perfect timing, the headlong slide.

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0:00.0

A good week is a week. Let smarter people deal with the debt ceiling crisis and popularity

0:21.9

of authoritarianism. My week began with a happy Sunday in church with a

0:28.8

lot of blessing going on, sprinkling the school kids, the choir, the congregation, our rector looking joyful

0:38.5

as she walked around casting holy water on people.

0:41.9

I thought she might like to use a squirt gun or a watering can.

0:47.0

Her sermon cautioning against perfectionism was for one of a better word perfect and we sang a lively

0:56.3

shaker him oh brethren ain't you happy ye followers of the lamb, the Lamb, Sing on, dance on,

1:04.0

followers of Emmanuel,

1:06.0

sing on, dance on

1:08.0

the followers of the Lamb,

1:11.0

which, for an old fundamentalist like me brought up to believe that dancing or singing in

1:18.5

tempo or even tapping your foot is wrong was rather exciting and we confessed to a whole new set of

1:28.6

sins such as wasting the earth's treasures,

1:33.3

treating its inhabitants unjustly,

1:36.6

and quote, holding future generations

1:39.8

hostage to our greed,

1:42.4

which made me feel bad about Medicare and we admitted to not observing

1:50.0

our kinship with all of God's creatures which seem to say we should now embark on a vegan

1:58.0

diet which I've given up pride and greed and envy but not the bacon cheeseburger.

2:07.0

I flew off to Minneapolis to attend a Twins game.

2:12.0

This was back last summer and I I stayed with my beloved in a hotel that used to be the Milwaukee Road Depot where

2:21.0

when I was 18 I took the Hiawatha train to Chicago, solo, a big step toward independence

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