Ms. Fitz Toys

Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. Yeah, I've just finally learned how to milk that

Like there's always that weird like the applause dies down and then there's a few seconds before I start talking

And I could just fix that by just milking the applause by bowing while I'm setting up

Like just doing extra like yes

That kind of thing. Oh my god. We got two bags. I don't even have all three guests stuff because

One of the guests is you know you guys know this story. They're in route and if they don't make it

Thank God Jordan's in the front row

Ready to go

Did I say this is Douglas movies coming to you as it always does most weeks most of the time

92% of the time from the upright citizens brigade theater before the live show comedy bang bang

Which has now become a TV show on IFC

Yeah

It's Tuesday, April 3rd to oceans 12 and

Finally, it is happening tonight. I have managed to round up to two out of three people

Hopefully three people to compete in the next round of the Leonard Maldon tournament of championships

But first I'm going to talk for 20 minutes

Click it or ticket since I last spoke and you listened I did a 420 show at comedy on state in Madison

Wisconsin where Graham L. Wood bested three audience members with awesome name tags

Before being beaten by Jordan with his Jojo dancer your life is calling name tag because his name is Jordan

I guess they call him Jojo. Oh, I'm sorry. I should have said Jojo dancer. Your life is calling

For those who've been asking we play the Leonard Maldon game at most of my stand-up shows except on

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