This is the coldest room in the house. I'm not going to take you complaining when

I know there are four coats in your car so. Standard issue for all women. Hello and welcome

to episode 223 of the Standard Issue Pod Scene. I'm Mickey Neonin and I don't mean to

boats but we sorted out the big cupboard at the weekend.

Wow. Is it that terrifying little cupboard that you look like you get stuck in?

We call it Narnia and as I was backing out of Narnia straight onto the stairs I did say

I think I've only got a couple of years of this left in me but it's such a great useful space

when you're actually in it. How big is it? Why is it scary? I'm confused. It's a tiny door

into the space under the east. Up in the air. A tiny door up in the air. On the staircase.

It's a really dangerous door into another dimension. It's a really thin, tightly compressed dark

alleyway. Ginger remember when we stayed in Edinburgh we had that shower that you had to walk.

Yes. You had to walk some sideways to get past and every time my tits got a little bit stuck and I

thought I'm going to be here forever. It was just bathroom for perverts for sure. Imagine calling

the fire brigade and just saying my magnificently-bittered friend is wedged in an unnecessary shower corridor.

But at least you can see yourself from the ceiling. Yes. That's the sight that you're

visiting. Because that's what you need in that situation. Oh I wasn't that smart while I was

looking. Bless you. I'm Hannah Dunlavy and I cleaned my car out at the weekend and I tell you

for why. Is it flooded again? No. So I went into town to meet someone for lunch on Friday and

therefore I was able to park in this secret little car park. And when I was walking back to my car

and not too to say too much about this because this is my business to say but I encountered a

mum and a daughter who needed help and I said well where's your car and they were like oh it's

up there which was about two miles up the road and I said well look that's my car. Let me take you

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