SIM Ep 701 Pod 191: difficult dating, unjust detention and insufferable prickery
Standard Issue Podcast
Standard Issue
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2022
⏱️ 88 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Some things just add some play to your day, catching the toast as it pops out of the toaster, dancing down the street to your favourite place. |
| 0:09.0 | Wearing a sparkly boots to the shop. |
| 0:11.0 | Best of all, picking the new Red Scratch Card. |
| 0:14.0 | A Red Scratch Card, please. Thank you. |
| 0:17.0 | And doing your own drum roll. This is exciting. |
| 0:21.0 | Add some play to your day, with Scratch Cards from the National Lottery. |
| 0:25.0 | Set street big, play small. Brawls and procedures are by a place must be 18 or over. |
| 0:43.0 | Standard issue for all women. |
| 0:45.0 | Hello and welcome to episode 191 of the Standard Issue pod scene. |
| 0:50.0 | I'm Mickey Ninnon and yesterday I learned there's a fish called the Sarcastic Fringe Head, |
| 0:55.0 | which looks like a goblin from Labyrinth. |
| 0:57.0 | And now I'm concerned that David Attenborough has just been taking the piss. |
| 1:01.0 | Sarcastic Fringe Head. |
| 1:03.0 | Does it have a fringe? |
| 1:05.0 | Kind of. That sounds like every sick former I went to school with. |
| 1:09.0 | Sarcastic Fringe Head. It's very 90s, isn't it? |
| 1:12.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.0 | Does it roll its eyes? |
| 1:15.0 | Furious eye rolling. |
| 1:17.0 | It's very territorial. |
| 1:19.0 | It's a weird looking little shit. |
| 1:21.0 | Is it one of the ones that live really deep? |
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