SIM Ep 691 Pod 187: Cassandras, unreliable narrators and a foot-high fringe
Standard Issue Podcast
Standard Issue
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🗓️ 19 January 2022
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, my gosh, Hannah's cat is literally... |
| 0:14.5 | Oh, Jesus Christ, standard issue for all women. |
| 0:23.0 | Hello and welcome to episode 187 of the Standard Issue Podzene. |
| 0:27.4 | I'm Aki Noonan and I have a running injury, a climbing injury and an eating injury |
| 0:33.2 | who says women can't have it all. |
| 0:35.4 | Exactly, exactly that. |
| 0:37.0 | So the running injury is my Achilles, the climbing injury is a finger scuff, |
| 0:41.2 | which is more painful than it sounds. |
| 0:43.3 | And the eating injury, please someone send me a carer. |
| 0:46.2 | Immediately as I burned my lip on some soup. |
| 0:50.6 | I felt sure that was going to be some sort of pizza injury. |
| 0:53.8 | You know when you get like the bit between you two front teeth, |
| 0:56.4 | at the roof of your mouth on hot cheese. |
| 0:58.7 | I felt sure that's what was coming. |
| 1:00.3 | Why was the soup outside my mouth and not in it? |
| 1:02.6 | No one knows. |
| 1:05.1 | It's not the worst food-based injury I've ever had to be fair. |
| 1:08.4 | Oh, you're going to have to expand on that one, please. |
| 1:10.4 | What is the worst? |
| 1:11.8 | I once ate so much of that black bomber cheese that I got a massive blood |
| 1:16.7 | blister on the roof of my mouth and I couldn't talk for about two hours. |
| 1:21.2 | Yeah, my mate lost a tooth to a crisp. |
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