Standard issue for all women.

Hello and welcome to episode 186 of the Standard Issue Podzene.

I'm Mickey Ninnon and my bulges are confused.

Mine too, my deaths have started coming out.

My renunculus is all over the shop, it doesn't know what it's doing, it's asking for a scarf,

maybe a hot water bottle.

I did shout at them, go back down, they're like happening to the ground.

I tried shouting at them too and I guess like with you it didn't work.

It's a really sort of tips honey, you're really good at the gardening.

No, I mean it just, what time of year it gets.

I mean mine aren't fully out obviously, but there are green shoots out.

Well they're not just dying the cold weather though.

Well they might, they might.

Sad face.

Why they are early?

It's been very middle early, it's been very old.

Has it?

Not recently, which is why they're confused.

It has been and they've been like oh, hello, hello sunshine.

And now they're like oh we've made a horrible ever, how do we reverse the skin on my face?

And now they've come out like woo, new life and I'm there looking like they've just turned

up at a party, an hour early for a party and I'm still over it.

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