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Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Standard Issue for all women.

Hello and welcome to episode 115 of the Standard Issue Podzine.

I'm Mickey Neurnen and I met Jen's freshly squeezed baby and can confirm that

Lira is adorable.

Ah, squishy face.

Really long feet?

Yeah, Lira long feet.

I absolutely convinced she's going to rule what's left of this country under the name

Lira Longfeet pretty soon. I'm Hannah Dunleavy and I'd really like to look at something I haven't seen before.

Are you asking me to flush my tips at you?

Well, no, but that would fall into that category to be clear. I was just I went to see some friends of mine the other day and sit in their garden and I was driving along and I just thought I'm just bored, just bored of seeing the same shit. I'd just like to see things that weren't my house this day I live on,

the road to my friend's house, you know, it just... I'd quite like to go to a place I've never been before.

I don't know when that's ever going to happen again now. I feel the same. I

think I was fine for ages and now not so much. Later on writer and performer

Anaka Harry and I talk gender rebels her book about the diverse defiant and daring

women who change the rules and their identities to get shit done.

Sue Elliot Nichols has, like all of us, been zooming and she has some thoughts about her mini-me in the corner.

Time Travelling Jen is back again with part two of her interview with multi-medalist and all-round top woman, Asha Philip.

And in Don Levy does disaster, we watch how it ends.

The answer, my friends, is badly.

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