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Hello and welcome to episode 111 of the Standard Issue Podzine.

I'm Mickey Noonan and while I never thought I'd say this I am Robert Peston's face.

I'm Hannah Dunleavy and I'm fucking furious.

And rightly so.

And I'm Jennifer, and I think this Bush Telegraph, my last one for a while, is going to be spicy.

Well, let's find out.

Later on, journalist and folk music fiend, Hazel Davis chats to folk musician and

ethnomusicologist Dr Faye Heeled about how the pandemic is affecting musicians

and the inventive ways in which they're surviving. I chat to Dr. Allison McGregor about her new book, Sex Matters,

and how COVID-19 presents an opportunity to change how we conduct health studies and collect statistics.

I chat to Merrill Davis, chief Executive of Reengage about respecting your

elders and what we can do to help those who are socially distancing right now and

in Jenny off the blocks as ever I am talking women's sport.

Some of us actually are socially distancing right now.

And in Dunleavy does disaster we wonder what shape is a cigar

as we watch Plan 9 from Outer Space. But first, I mean it's probably best just to get

to it. It's time for the Bush Telegraph.

Welcome to the Bush Telegraph where we ask all the important questions.

So Jen as a former civil servant just to have the password for that Twitter account.

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