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Oh, hey there, Mickey here.

Well, these strange and unsettling times are continuing, so I very much hope that you and yours are safe and well.

And if you're one of the Stone Cold Legends on the front line, be that in the NHS, Aldi,

the postal service, wherever, I tip my hat to you.

Ha! Who am I kidding? You're lucky I'm wearing pants to record this. Righto. So what we have here

is a gig cast. Remember those? A recording of the last live show we did back in February on Valentine's Day, no less, when Hannah and I were joined by actor and one woman heard of cats, Paulie McClain and journalist political commentator and comedian Aisha Hazareka. We recorded this in front of a live audience at King's Place in London.

So thanks to them.

Thanks to Emma Caution for All Things Tech.

And thanks to our lovely audience.

They had a great time.

And when we can host live gigs again,

some time in an undetermined future,

we reckon you should come along and have a great time too.

Now then, there's some stuff in here that is clearly just jokes and lulls and it's very much worth remembering that

this was recorded back in February before we were officially in a global pandemic. So please don't

get your knickers in a twist. We absolutely do not endorse alcoholism or stalking, but hopefully you already knew that.

And so, please get ready for topics including The Turn of a Man's Ancle, River Dance,

some genuinely excellent advice and Hannah's shit, mud-covered, fully nude birthday,

among so many other marvellous tangents that I'm just going to stop

talking and let you get on with the joy of listening. Oh wait, just one more thing. Is Pauline

the Nigel Farage of this panel? Tweet us at Standard Issue UK.

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