Side Stories: Vampire Facial

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Henry & Marcus bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news - starting off with the catastrophic bridge collapse in Baltimore, 'Vampire Facials' at Denver Spa linked to string of HIV Infections, Long Island's "Hot Dog Hooker" makes headlines again with another arrest, PMO: the rare disorder that causes you to see people's faces as 'demonic', the Bakersfield man caught on camera holding severed human leg, Listener E-Mails, and MORE!

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0:00.0	Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479.
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0:21.8	in Vivacious to give it. So try our new blend from Spring Hill
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0:32.1	will have you immediately energize upon emerging from the
0:35.4	pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs.
0:39.5	Thanks, honey.
0:41.5	How you? Hotter! Thanks, honey. I'm cold-blooded. Gah! Mm, eggs to spring hill jack and glass podcast on the left. I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies.
0:54.0	Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton.
0:56.0	There's no place to escape to.
1:01.0	This is the last time the left stories that's when the
1:08.0	cannibalism started side stories yeah Side stories. Yeah.
1:20.0	You got it. You got it.
1:21.0	Hey, anything you want.
1:24.0	You got it. You got it.
1:26.0	Anything you need.
1:28.0	You got it.
1:30.0	Anything at all.
1:31.0	You got it, friend.
1:32.0	Baby. anything at all. You got it, friend.
1:33.0	Baby.
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