Side Stories: Vaginal Kung Fu

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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This week on Side Stories! Henry & Ed try to wrap their minds around the practice of "Vaginal Kung Fu", Bible burning scandal Pastor Greg Locke spits hot fire, Parents of Michigan school shooter Ethan Crumbley sentenced to 10 to 15 years in prison, Polish Priest jailed after man collapses from too many erectile drugs at cleric’s sex party, Man pleads guilty to stealing former Hot Dog Stand coworker’s identity for 30 years, Gypsy Rose files for divorce, Listener E-Mails, and MORE!

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0:34.4	upon emerging from the pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs.
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1:17.0	Hmm, man, I had one of those dreams last night that I destroyed my favorite pair of sunglasses
1:25.7	you ever have one of those dreams where you destroy something yeah something fucked up
1:28.6	really bad happens and you like I was so thankful when I woke up and I was like new then I was dreaming.
1:36.0	Oh yeah because then you got your sunglasses back and it's like nothing happened.
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