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Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Masturbating Walrus

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.653.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including an update on The Moscow Murderer, the Masturbating Walrus who ruined New Years Eve, a pigeon busted for Meth possession, the Utah father who killed family of a 5 over divorce, the California man who intentionally drove his family off cliff in their Tesla, Bigfoot caught on Highway Cam, Former Colorado funeral home owner sentenced to 20 yrs for selling body parts, Klansman's Kostumes for Kids, Hero of the Week, and MORE!

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0:00.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories.

0:06.6

I'm going to live. That's when the cannonball is started.

0:10.1

Side stories. Yeah.

0:12.5

Timothy Shyamalanma ding dong is an agent basically came out and said, my client has an audition

0:23.3

for anything in seven years. It's true. The conversation on NEPA doesn't.

0:26.3

Did it and guess what the conversation is? It works. NEPA babies. Hey, get into some

0:32.7

nepotism. NEPA baby. If we were NEPA babies of anybody, NEPA baby. NEPA babies.

0:39.6

Seems like a new TV show. I can't load. NEPA babies. NEPA making their own dreams come

0:44.7

true. NEPA babies. They're stepping all over you. It sounds so much worse than just

0:51.4

coming in for money. It sounds like you should be incarcerated. I'm a NEPA baby.

0:55.0

I'm a bit of a NEPA baby. But if we were NEPA babies, we are not. I know. Of course,

1:01.3

yeah, you got that cop severance. And I have that truck driver severance, which is the

1:06.1

US government. No ease. No ease. But let me ask, what would we be NEPA babies of into

1:13.2

what industry? Well, you would be a detective and I would be one of the better truck drivers

1:18.0

in Wisconsin. But you're too big. No, you can be a big truck driver. You think so big.

1:22.2

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:25.2

They're pretty healthy size on the inside. I have any clue how many emails I got of trucker

1:29.8

sand. Yeah. I masturbate all day. Yes. I realize it's around cruise control.

1:34.2

I'm several. I'm talking about like a dozen emails. Well, they'd be in like, yeah, I'm

1:39.3

a haul. I haul insulin. When I'm not a hauling insulin, I'm jerking off one more at a

1:43.8

stop. It was incredible. But just don't do it in the mountains of Colorado. That's all

1:48.2

I'm saying. Yeah. If you're going through the plains of Iowa, jerk off. Look at the

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