Side Stories: Lick-or-Treat

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Henry & Marcus bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news - starting off with a sticky situation at the Denver Zoo, Kurt Russell's bizarre connection to "The Phoenix Lights", Erin Patterson - the alleged "Melbourne Mushroom Murderer" charged with 3 counts of murder, a follow-up to the Honolulu "phrogging" story as intruder and belly biter Ezequiel Zayas is recently sentenced for murdering cellmate, Great British Bake Off judge Prue Leith admits to ‘drowning a bag of kittens’ when she was a child, Maryland Police arrest man for licking trick-or-treater's ear - following her home and attempting to shoot her mother, Heavily armed man found dead in bizarre apparent suicide at Colorado amusement park, a quick little Hero of the Week, Listener Emails, and MORE!

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to this is the last on the left side stories
0:07.0	that's when the cannibalism started
0:11.5	side stories yeah started. Side stories, yeah.
0:13.0	Man, big news.
0:20.0	Man, big news from the Denver Zoo.
0:24.0	From the Denver, okay, I thought you meant big news from you.
0:26.4	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
0:28.4	no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
0:28.6	Denver Zoo, looking for people to help jerk off elephants. I'm not even a joke.
0:36.6	Is that no, well is the wording the exact same
0:39.4	and the Craigslist listing?
0:41.4	The Denver Zoo has become very big in the elephant sperm business according to the headline.
0:47.0	The Denver Zoo now specializes in the acquisition and study of elephant seamen.
0:53.0	Now what do you think that means?
0:55.0	Acquisition of elephant?
0:56.0	What does that mean?
0:58.0	Do you think that they go to a board meeting?
1:00.0	Do you think there's a hostile takeover?
1:01.0	Do you think you take and purchase all of the stocks that the elephant has in its own
1:07.0	come? Is that how that happens?
1:10.0	I think we were talking about this before the show and you imagine a person who goes in and manually masturbates the elephant.
1:17.5	That is what it is.
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