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🗓️ 18 May 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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0:00.0 | There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories. |
0:06.6 | That's one of the cannonball some started. |
0:10.1 | Side stories. Yes. |
0:12.6 | Hey, I'm let me practice red in town, right? Ren New York City for the week. Let me |
0:24.4 | practice before we go. Hello, I am walking here. Hello, no, I'm hey, I'm walking here. |
0:32.0 | Hello, sir. You can you hear me inside of your car? I'm walking here. Okay. All right. |
0:38.3 | Now beat me. Hong, Hong. Move. Move. Is that work? Oh, no, I forgot. The script. |
0:46.3 | Sir, in your Dotson, I am walking here. So I will stand strong amongst myself and now slowly |
0:54.3 | walk across the crosswalk as I stare you dead in the eyes, which I do. I do. That's a New |
0:59.6 | York move. You have to do it. You have to make sure you saunter. I know. And you'll be |
1:03.7 | like, is it green yet? Showtime, baby. That's when you get to present. You never know who's |
1:09.3 | in the car. You never know if it's a big Hollywood producer. Well, you see my picture. |
1:12.7 | Tuckess. You don't know because to me, they're like, is that a Polish model? Like, who |
1:16.1 | needed a tiny butt? 38 year old for this ad campaign. But no, I remember the, because I |
1:21.5 | do the same walk that I do, because I do the same exact joke to anybody who I'm around |
1:25.3 | when they do the thing on when you're supposed to go on the plane and they make the announcement |
1:28.8 | anybody who needs more time to get down the aisle. You can work now. And I always go, |
1:32.5 | what if I walk like a robot? What if I'm a robot? Oh, right. Welcome to Side Story. |
1:38.2 | Is everyone bent kiss a little hanging out with Henry Soprowski. Strangely channeling |
1:43.2 | holding MacNeely. I don't understand. I go tiny little cowgirl. You can see it in |
1:47.3 | the picture. I can see it. I go like, Oh, it's going to take me a long time to get |
1:52.0 | I'm shooting my gun. I'm going to take me a long time to get down. Move. Now they don't |
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