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🗓️ 22 February 2023
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0:00.0 | There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories. |
0:06.4 | I saw sad thing when we were at Disneyland like a couple of times ago where a guy went |
0:23.4 | up to a goofy, you know, this goofy, like he's just on the street and he walked up to |
0:28.2 | me. He's like, you guys got a PA. You guys got a PA for missing kids. Have you heard |
0:34.8 | an announcement? Like, have you once? Do you feel like you, do you feel the gym Jones |
0:40.6 | like lectures is bouncing off the walls with Walt Disney just being like, yeah, we'll |
0:46.5 | make he cut his penis off. And so hopefully, so we're all of our customers. You know, |
0:50.9 | like, I don't know what his long speeches would be, but I just the honesty and the simplicity |
0:57.4 | of going to goofy to be like, you guys, you got a PA. I don't want goofy to be the one |
1:03.0 | who finds my child because I have a feeling he's the reason my child is missing. I know |
1:06.4 | if your kid goes missing at Disney World, it's the beginning of a horrible experience for |
1:11.0 | them. If you heard the prime directive of goofy, like one of those, because the characters |
1:15.1 | have like a set of like character attributes that they have to show to be in character. |
1:20.0 | I know he's one of the most sexualized. That's what they say. Yeah. He flirts. But then |
1:26.6 | he has to show slight remorse and then show how innocent he is. The whole point is that |
1:31.4 | goofy supposed to push the line, but then show how innocent he is. So you go up to your |
1:37.2 | honk your Nana's Bingbong's right? I mean, you used the word, the word again. You go up |
1:42.0 | there and you honk her where you give her the honks, right? And then run you go, go. |
1:46.4 | And then once you go, then everyone knows, oh, see that's goofy. Up until now, he was |
1:52.1 | jarar deported. I didn't know that. Well, I didn't know that. Welcome to side stories, |
1:57.2 | everyone. We've learned a lot about the character of goofy. Probably more than I have ever |
2:01.3 | learned, other than yeah, the goofy kin, which we did play on a stream many years ago. |
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