There's no place to escape to this is the last talk on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes

got the ghost out of me.

I'm ready to go.

This is when I was thinking, is that immediately, I don't know how long we're going to get

into this on to the show.

What are you talking about?

In terms of this sperm race.

Oh, yeah.

Looking at this, immediately, this was at the top of our side stories document today for some reason

and and i was going through it the idea is that they created a super tiny track and there's a bunch

of commentators and two guys they ejaculate into petri dishes and then they they race their sperm

against each other now do they like jerk off at other? That's the first leg of the race.

So, like, so, like, because to me, that's the most interesting part. I feel like that's, if you're

going to do, like, a decathlon. Yeah, if they're, like, staring at each other's eyes, you know,

and then jerking off into it, that's part of the race, right? It's like, who can come faster? I mean, it depends on how deep you want to go.

I think it depends on the league.

I think it depends on the league that is sperm racing.

You can go and check it out.

The National Institute of Spermatizoa Exploration is this very funny little company that is making, I have no idea what this is. It's some kind of, God knows where this, this, they're basically, they're trying to, they're saying that there's like a male,

a fertility problem in the younger guys, which I've heard, blah, blah, blah.

I mean, I don't know.

I honestly think that my, my semen is, I have one.

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