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🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Single guys are lonely guys at Christmas. |
| 0:04.0 | No happy kids or shining Christmas tree. |
| 0:09.0 | There's no stockings hanging by my chimney. |
| 0:13.0 | There's no one to open up the Christmas gifts with me. |
| 0:18.0 | That don't mean that I don't have the spirit, For jingle bells are lightly falling snow |
| 0:24.6 | So when I wake up on Christmas morning, |
| 0:28.6 | I'll open up a Christmas gift from the sweetest guy I know |
| 0:33.6 | And I'll give myself a Merry Christmas hand job sitting at Christmas tree alone. |
| 0:41.3 | I'll probably unfold December's playmate, or call up some old girlfriend on the phone. |
| 0:48.3 | I'll give myself a Merry Christmas hand job. |
| 0:52.3 | No finer gift a fellow could receive |
| 0:55.0 | Then were nothing but a smile |
| 0:57.7 | I'll stop and rest a while |
| 1:00.0 | Then I'll do it all again on New Year's Eve |
| 1:03.0 | Hi, this is Bob Nigan, and you're living... |
| 1:14.5 | Ah, ha. |
| 1:16.0 | Listen, living, listening to Sicanon. |
| 1:21.2 | Second run. |
| 1:30.4 | Just for some of our younger listeners, |
| 1:33.4 | how exactly does the popcorn trick work? |
| 1:36.2 | How do you make the hole in the bottom of the popcorn? |
| 1:37.3 | Do you bring a knife? |
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