Sick in a Box

Lovett or Leave It

Crooked Media

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Trump's chaotic, bumbling response to the coronavirus pandemic alarms the country. Local and state leaders (and Bernie and Biden) fill the void. And everyone figures out how to act responsibility to protect the community while panic shopping and googling symptoms. We've canceled our live shows to be safe, so until we're on the other side of this, we're going to be experimenting with some new segments and finding ways to quiz and hear from listeners during the show. It's Lovett or Leave It: Back in the Closet. Special thanks to Paul Scheer, Rachel Bonnetta, and Rachna Fruchbom for joining, and to the listeners who let me quiz them this week on their coronavirus prep.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, I am in the studio right now because we have canceled.
0:15.3	All live shows for Pots of America and Love It or Leave It for the time being just to be
0:18.9	safe due to the coronavirus.
0:22.7	Not the biggest problem, but this does mean I am not getting my weekly dose of Dr. prescribed.
0:27.5	Dr. prescribed medical applause.
0:34.5	So we decided we didn't just want to do our normal show without the audience.
0:39.6	We are really grateful to everybody who comes out to support crooked shows, whether they
0:43.1	are laughing, not laughing because it was a technically good joke that didn't work.
0:50.2	But shut up.
0:53.9	Yeah, this is a little bit dramatic, but they got Tom and Rita, okay?
0:59.1	Earth is dramatic.
1:00.4	Anyway, we are going to try something new, so welcome to Love It or Leave It back in the
1:07.0	closet.
1:08.0	John's going, going, back, back in the closet, closet.
1:12.9	It's just so bad.
1:14.7	Thank you Paul for laughing.
1:17.8	Introduce me goddamn it.
1:19.6	That's literally the next thing out of my car.
1:24.2	The only person who showed up.
1:26.3	The only person.
1:28.6	I was even going to go to that dirty, ass comedy club, a toucher.
1:33.0	You should even go to a comedy club normally.
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