Sic Semper Dramatis

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2014

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Will wants his brother Andrew to stop making scenes and acting like a reality TV star in public. NOTE: Some occasional bad language in this episode.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.0	I'm Guest Bayliffe, Monti Belmonti from 939 in the River, W-R-S-I in North Hampton,
0:08.2	Massachusetts.
0:09.2	This week, sick, semper, dramatists.
0:12.4	Will brings the case against his brother, Andrew.
0:15.5	He claims Andrew has a flair for the dramatic and enjoys making scenes in public.
0:19.9	He says Andrew should tone it down for the sake of those around him.
0:23.3	Andrew says his brother just hasn't learned the fun of letting go.
0:27.1	Who's right?
0:28.1	Who's wrong?
0:29.6	Only one man can decide.
0:31.9	Please rise with a twirl and a twist, sachet, and curtsy, as Judge John Hodgman enters
0:36.0	the courtroom.
0:37.0	I don't have a lot I want to say, but I'll start by saying I apologize for my behavior
0:43.5	at the charity event.
0:45.5	I'm the kind of judge that likes to spill the facts.
0:49.0	Everything else is just gossiping BS here are the facts.
0:52.5	I never received a call, a text, or an email from Bayliffe Jesse Thorn.
0:58.5	What I did learn the night before the charity event is that Jesse had used a PR firm to
1:03.6	send e-vites to everyone, which is why I didn't see it.
1:08.0	Fact!
1:09.2	You heard me write a third party.
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