Shutdown Fullcast 8.13: Free Legal Advice (That We Specifically Insist You Ignore)

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🗓️ 17 April 2018

⏱️ 85 minutes

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How can you secede from your HOA? What coach is best suited to represent himself? How do you safely and responsibly turn in the pygmy hippo you bought online not realizing that it would still grow to 500 pounds? Where will Spencer get his newest Michigan tattoo? Why is the NCAA? These pressing legal matters are well, no, not answered, but generally talked about and around on this LEGAL EAGLES episode of the Shutdown Fullcast, which is NOT brought to you by Cheez-It. Cheez-It: They Think You Look Fat In That Shirt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast. Oh my goodness man. We've had quite the week. We really
0:09.0	already have. I mean, even in this extremely desolate stretch of the college football schedule,
0:15.8	you know, our fake news is real and our real news is fake. Okay. The fake news being
0:21.5	that they're spring ball. Yay. Boo. Silence. Nobody really cares. That's true. Yeah. The real
0:31.6	coming. The real news being this that we have of all things. A highly successful fundraiser.
0:39.7	That's right. That's right. The final total for the EDSBS fundraiser. And man, I don't ever
0:46.9	want to have another one because of the title we ended up with. Okay. Like the total that the
0:54.9	commentary it managed to pull together. $69,069 and 69 cents raised for New American Pathways.
1:03.4	I ask you, is that a phenomenal total? Yeah. Yeah. That's a really great total. It's a record.
1:09.3	So I think every single one of you for donating to my favorite refugee service organization.
1:13.9	I am I'm beyond beyond chuffed. Beyond pleased with the effort. I will also state I want to ask both
1:24.1	Jason and Ryan, which school gets credit for rounding off the total at the bell to the grand total
1:31.2	of $69,069. So who had the last donation? Yeah. What school did that?
1:38.2	Just guess. Just guess. Like I'm going to guess. I hope it's Arizona State. Jason.
1:47.4	That's a pretty mathematical number and I know Georgia Tech had to put a lot of money in this.
1:51.4	So let's play the odds and go tech. You play the odds and Ryan played what seemed spiritually
1:57.8	correct. And I will tell you that Ryan is right. Yes. It was an Arizona State grad who took us to
2:05.8	the 69,069. Which I ask you. Why then should you not consider Arizona State? Yeah. I already went
2:15.3	to undergrad. Who cares? She go again. She's picking back up. Yeah. It's like it's like a yeah.
2:22.2	It's like a role. It's like a role in a coach. Just be like, hey, can I get back in line?
2:27.7	Can I get back a light? Okay. Go on Arizona State again. Yeah. Man. Everybody can go back and give
2:31.8	a second undergrad degree, especially if it's Arizona State. Because you know what?
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