0:00.0	Hello!
0:11.1	And welcome to Vary Em Using, your one-stop shop for the story secrets and shenanigans
0:16.1	of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.
0:18.6	I'm Carly Weizel, and I am in my hand on a slow-moving boat through a greenhouse decorated
0:24.3	with Christmas lights, which would be living with the land.
0:28.0	At Epcot, I'm recording this on Sunday night.
0:31.2	My pal Brooke McDonald just posted a video of her nighttime ride through the Epcot attraction,
0:36.7	and it's just a glorious little moment of seasonal zan that I'm just going to check into
0:42.9	in my mind whenever I feel like it.
0:45.6	You know how they say it lives in their rent-free?
0:48.4	In my head, I have a free annual pass to that one moment on the ride that I will not
0:53.5	experience this holiday season, but can't enjoy from afar any time I close my eyes
0:57.9	and think about it.
0:58.9	As you can probably tell, I took a full two days off this week, people, two days, and
1:06.5	I am craving more vacation.
1:09.7	It was thrilling to be fully upfront and honest with you.
1:13.6	I have not had an actual weekend since Vary Emusing began.
1:18.7	Oops!
1:20.4	And I spent one full day this week lying on the couch, just a full day, lying down, horizontal,
1:27.8	did not move, ignored every alert on my Apple Watch, didn't matter, didn't care, because
1:32.6	I was watching all of the new saves by the Bell reboot, I was watching happiest season,
1:38.6	I was watching super intelligence, which is the only one I don't recommend.
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