It's not easy being Jeff Lewis.

I'm not the asshole. You're the asshole.

And they asked what the show was about and they said he talks about nothing.

It's an LA-based, gay or narcissistic version of Seinfeld, which I think is very accurate.

They were so respectful, so loving, so not a chump.

Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues.

In today's episode of Man in the Canc and Joey Zousik, join the show,

we talk about a lesbian vacancy at my house, leaving the bathroom door open and the dangers of gluten.

Check your sunglasses off, Joey.

I did. Well, you told me you were going to retire this morning, so I was like,

debating back and forth, so I keep on.

Well, okay, you do look tired this morning.

I do too.

That's a nice way of saying that you look like.

If someone tells you you look tired, it's like you don't look your best today.

Well, you said that you had a big weekend.

I did. It was like five birthday parties, so I had a lot to do.

Okay. Do you find that you have trouble saying no to all of these social engagements?

I'm working on it, but I always want everyone to be happy.

And I do bring a lot to the party.

I was going to say, I think you just want to show up.

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