Welcome to Showvertime episode number, Who the Hell Cares? Bubba-Bud, there's Jake's beer. This plan really backfired on us because Jake is here now, he's not. But she will be making her way down the hall in moments. Postmaster Johnny's in the building as well. Johnny's not drinking a beer right now. No, I'm drinking the water. Fiji water. The best water ever. It'd be a lot cooler if you were, though. Oh, man

Yeah, Doug

Hold on Johnny's not drinking a beer right now. No, I'm drinking water. Fiji water, the best water ever.

It'd be a lot cooler if you were, though.

Nah, man.

Yeah, don't.

Hold on.

Let me see if I can get your mics on.

I don't know why.

This sucks.

I guess you guys are going to be picked up here.

It doesn't look like it, but I'm sorry that the audio.

Johnny, count to five. One, two, three, three, five.

Okay, that was not a mic check. That was just wanted to see if Johnny could do that. Jake, you count to five as well? One, two, three, four, five. Yeah, Jake works. I don't know, Johnny, something's wrong with your mic. We must have the dumb filter on or something. Oh, no. It's cutting you out completely. What color is that? Orange. Yeah, you should be up and running.

I don't know what's going on. It's cutting you out completely. What color is that? Orange.

Yeah, you should be up and running.

I don't know what's going on.

Well, anyway, let me pot this up a little more.

All right, so I didn't want to talk about this on the air because it was a developing situation.

It still kind of is. And to be honest, I felt really bad talking about it in front of Allie because of all a developing situation. It still kind of is.

And to be honest, I felt really bad talking about it in front of Allie because of all of her pregnancy woes.

But I'm dealing with my own pregnancy scare right now. Oh, crazy woo.

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