Showber time can officially begin. Good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening. We don't know when you're

listening to this because you've downloaded it. It's Klein Alley. Showvertime episode number,

uh, who cares? We don't really know. We don't know. We don't keep track. Nope. Because we have

organizational issues. No, but also it's like, you know. No, and I don't. I don't understand why people count anyway. And it's

weird because for the weekly podcasters, which is most podcasters, they're like, it's our 500th

episode and that's like a huge accomplice. Sure. It means they've been doing it for years. And I'm like,

I wonder when we hit our 500th show. It would have been our 500th day. Yeah. So that's not that much of an accomplishment. Yeah, in the first couple of years. Let's just call this what it is. Welcome to episode number 2.6 million of Klein Alley's show. I would like to know how many shows we've done together. It's got to be like 400 by now, I think. No, it's got to be in the thousands.

You idiot, Johnny. That's in one year, dude.

Dude, we started this in 2023, okay? There's about... You came, you came here in 2023. The podcast. Oh, you're talking about the show over time? Yeah, showver time.

Oh, this.

Not this doesn't matter.

This doesn't matter.

You could turn it off right now.

No, I'm talking about, like, actual shows.

Oh, the show shows.

Oh, yeah, there's been, this doesn't matter. This doesn't matter. You can turn it off right now. Now, I'm talking about, like, actual shows.

Oh, the show shows. Oh, yeah, there's been a million of those on. Yeah. And I wonder how many hours we have talked. Wasted. How many hours? And of those thousands of hours. Tens of thousands of hours. How much of it was good? Right, exactly. And I would say probably less than five minutes.

I talk to you guys more than I talked to my own real family.

I know. It's not a trip.

You're lucky. of thousands of hours. How much of it was good? Right, exactly. And I would say probably less than five minutes.

I talked to you guys more than I talked to my own real family.

I know.

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