The Bert Show.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Go ahead.

I actually remembered this time, Bert.

I'm just going to set it up.

If you're a dad with the best dad jokes, then we want you to prove it.

And if you can prove it, you could win $250 for Father's Day.

So this Friday we want to crown the first ever Bert shows corny dad joke off champion.

We want to go head to head with two dads. So if you're dad with

great dad jokes email them to Tommy at the birth show and we might select you to

compete this Friday. All right Cassie why would somebody want to make it easy for their kids to sneak out of the house?

Yeah, so I don't fully understand this, but I'm wondering if parents of teenagers do.

And I kind of see the logic here, but I'm not sure I'm on board.

So a former coworker of mine has a 13 year old son and they just moved into a new house.

Now the son's bedroom the way she tells me it's set up and from what I saw on the photos the

one of the way she tells me it's set up and from what I saw on the photos the eaves of the roof on the he's on the second story the eaves of the roof one of them stretches out under his window like it would be very easy for him to climb out of his window and

walk onto the roof. That's just how the house is built. That's where his room is. And so her

thought is as he's starting to get older and knowing what she knows about teens and

how they like to sneak out or break curfew she's like I'm thinking about

installing a trellis on that side of the house so when he inevitably crawls out of his window

onto the roof to get out and sneak out he will have a ladder of sorts that he can climb down

rather than trying to jump off the roof and hurting himself.

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