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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Should Kids Be Out Here Calling Grown Ups by Their Govt Names? feat. Jes Tom

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Kids & Family

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

This week, Michelle and Jordan welcome hilarious comedian / writer / actor / friend / non-essential organ donor (JK), Jes Tom, to the pod. Jordan goes full-on Moth Story Hour and tells the tale of performing at one of NYC’s historic armories, a “balloon party” at Paradiso has Michelle considering retirement in Amsterdam, and Jes explains why leaving Queens for Brooklyn has left them feeling like an expat returning to America. Insert earbuds!

This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. #Noscabbing!

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0:00.0

I'm Candace DeLong, and on my podcast Killer Psychie Daily, I share a quick 10-minute rundown

0:05.9

every weekday on the motivations and behaviors of the criminal masterminds you hear about in the

0:11.6

news. Hey, Prime Members, listen to the Amazon exclusive podcast Killer Psychie Daily in the

0:17.3

Amazon Music Out, download the app today. Hi, I'm Millie to Cherico, and I'm Daniel Henderson,

0:22.5

and we host the film podcast I saw what you did on exactly right. Each week we curate a

0:27.2

double feature based on a different wild theme, answer listener questions, and discuss our film

0:31.8

crushes throughout the ages. Listen to I saw what you did on the Wondery app, Apple Podcast,

0:36.2

or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey. Oh, hi. Damn. It's like you've had a black tear or something.

0:45.2

I feel like there's a little caffeine up in there. Anyways, it feels like everything is so violent.

0:49.2

Like yesterday, I was at a kids' birthday party, and we were just, we were talking about like

0:53.6

laundry and then like trying to find like a new daycare like a preschool, and then I just said,

0:59.1

I just got to bite the bullet. I'm like, why is everything so violent and or gun reference, right?

1:06.8

Have you seen where we live? I mean, have you read the app? No. We got a gun fetish. We got to

1:13.6

find a new way to talk. We found a new way to talk. We have to find a new way to talk because

1:17.6

America does feel like the Costco of countries. It's just too big. There's too many aisles. No one can

1:23.0

agree on anything. And where do we get our guns? Hey, everyone. I'm Michelle Butteau.

1:28.2

This is Jordan Carlos. Welcome to Adulting. We're fun. We're fun.

1:49.2

I think that's something people do in their 40s is they declare what they are. They're just like,

1:53.0

do you know what? I'm fun. You know what? So funny. I don't think it's like a 40s thing. I think

1:57.2

it can happen like at any decade in your life. But it is that thing like fake it to your make it.

2:02.8

Like, who are we trying to convince? You or me? Like, I'm cool. I'm cool. You know, because you want

2:08.5

to be cool. And I get it. I just went to a dinner party Saturday night and I started talking about

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