Welcome to this edition of Time Suck Short Sucks. Today we're exploring the bizarre

and decadent but also sometimes kind of awesome world of luxury doomsday bunkers.

And what exactly is a luxury doomsday bunker?

Well, a good doomsday bunker is five things.

Self-Sufficient, airtight, blast, resistant,

unbreachable, and secluded.

And a good luxury doomsday bunker as the name suggests adds one more vital attribute to that list

grandeur after all what's the point of surviving the apocalypse if you can't do it in comfort and style.

Words and ideas can change the world.

I hated her, but I wanted to love my mother.

I have a dream.

I'll plead not guilty right now.

Your only chance is to leave with us.

Let's say the apocalypse goes, be it by the way of nuclear war, ecological collapse,

alien invasion, ecological collapse, alien invasion, terminator style, annihilation by artificial

intelligence and robotics turning against humanity, God fighting the devil, another pandemic,

or whatever you think is going to do the trick, where will you go?

Do you have a place in mind, a plan?

I do.

I mean, come on, I was born and raised in North Idaho.

Of course, I have a doomsday plan. I don't think there actually will be a doomsday in my lifetime, but just in case there is I have a loose plan.

And yes, it involves a remote piece of private land, access to clean water, a lot of dry goods, a whole bunch of guns, and no, I'm never going to tell any of you where it is, or give any solid clues because of shit really goes down, I'm going to need the circle of wagons real tight and maybe even

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