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🗓️ 29 November 2023
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When you switch lanes on the highway after noticing that the lane you’re in is ending up ahead, you are literally ruining the world.
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0:00.0 | Hi I'm Daniel Tosh, host of a new podcast called Tosh Show. |
0:03.4 | I'll be interviewing people that I find interesting, so not celebrities, and certainly not |
0:07.8 | comedians. We'll be covering topics like religion, travel, sports, gambling, but mostly it will be about being a working |
0:16.3 | mother. |
0:17.3 | If you're looking for a podcast that will educate and inspire or one that will really make |
0:21.3 | you think, this isn't the one for you. |
0:24.0 | Listen to Toss Show on the I Heart Radio app, and there's Chuck and Jerry's here too. |
0:38.4 | Get ready for a contentious Short Stuff episode. I don't think it's going to be contentious because I think |
0:44.8 | it's just right. I think that once you've learned this you actually feel like if it was contentious |
0:50.5 | to you before you might feel like a bit of jackass I know I did well I'm |
0:55.8 | gonna have some things to say let's get into it okay you know Chuck when you see a sign |
1:01.9 | you're cruising down the highway. Yeah baby. You got the wind |
1:04.9 | flowing through your hair, yeah. Got windows down. You got bugs in your teeth. |
1:08.8 | Oh yeah. The whole shebang, right? And then all of a sudden, a sudden, there's a sign up ahead that says the lane you're in right |
1:16.8 | now, buddy, is going to be closing in about a thousand or so feet. That's verbatim by the way. |
1:22.3 | Yeah, you jam on the brakes and you get over. Yeah, as fast as you can. |
1:26.2 | Probably knock another car out of the lane next to you as you get into it, but right after you do that you come to almost a complete stop because everyone in the lane you were just in did the same thing. |
1:37.0 | And by merging suddenly with another lane, it basically brings traffic to a halt, and it actually is a fairly dangerous thing to do, |
1:45.0 | especially at higher speeds. |
1:47.3 | Yeah. |
1:48.3 | There's another way. |
1:49.7 | Well, as you put this one together, |
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