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🗓️ 4 August 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, friends, and welcome to Sleep Tight Stories. |
0:12.0 | Lou loves cookies and thinks everyone else must too. |
0:26.6 | When he sees that his classmate Ruby only got one cookie, he decides to try and fix the problem. |
0:39.4 | Blue's great lunch hack. |
0:44.5 | Ooh, fancy! |
0:48.3 | Blue mumbled through a mouthful of cookies. |
0:52.5 | Three of them, stuffed in at once like a chipmunk. |
0:57.5 | He was staring at the school's cafeteria's brand new digital ordering kiosks, his eyes already doing that thing where they got all squinty and focused. |
1:06.0 | Red knew that look. That was Blues. I'm about to break something expensive look. Blue, stop poking the |
1:15.2 | screen like that, she said, trying to actually order her lunch like a normal person. I'm in a rush to |
1:22.3 | join the gang and you're going to... This system is completely inefficient, Blue announced, in what he probably thought was a whisper, |
1:32.2 | but was actually loud enough for half of the cafeteria to hear. |
1:37.0 | A few cookie crumbs flew out with his words. |
1:41.1 | Look at this distribution algorithm. |
1:43.7 | It's all wrong. |
1:46.0 | His classmate Ruby, who was the best at math in school before Blue arrived, |
1:52.0 | appeared beside them clutching her lunch money. |
1:56.0 | I only got one cookie yesterday. |
2:00.0 | My calculations say I need at least three to maintain optimal energy levels. |
2:05.7 | And there it was, that grin. |
2:10.0 | Blue's big, mischievous grin that meant he'd just spotted a problem that needed his |
2:16.2 | special attention. |
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