I am welcome to History Dwebs. My name is Tim, and we have a special segment today of

Ask the Colonel. So instead of doing our regular podcast, we're going to take...

I don't think this Ask the Colonel. I think it's just As to Dwebs.

Ast to Dweeps? Okay. So we're going to take... I don't think this asks the colonel. I think it's just asked the dweaves.

Ask the dweeps?

Okay, so we're both going to answer questions, right?

Yeah, we're both answering questions.

Okay, so we posted some questions on the history dweaves, the podcast page,

or we asked people to post their questions there,

and we've got some questions, and we're going to try to run through them.

But before we do, let us give us some shoutouts.

Oh, before we do that, let me introduce my co-host,

the very distinguished, honorable, a man who's has been recently knighted.

So congratulations on your knighthood, Colonel.

It's the Reverend Sir Colonel Charles Beauregard, Hawkwaters, the Third, affectionately known as the Southern gentleman.

How are you today, Colonel?

Actually, I think the serve goes before everything, but I don't like to. Serve, it goes before reverend? I don't like to stand on formality. You know me. Yeah, I know. You're a pretty laid-back kind of guy. So, yeah, your titles keep growing. They keep growing, and I'm trying to keep it down in the stuff I achieve. I see.

But, you know, I'm a man who likes to...

I like to make the place a better world, Timmy.

And you don't...

Yeah, you don't want to make, you know, who feel bad.

Well, you know the devil doesn't have a title.

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