You ready to be mind blown?

No.

Oh. It's more intense than our mind tickle. Cover your heads. You are welcome. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. There's an article that's making the rounds today that says we should all be washing our bananas. Our naners. That's not a euphemism. A lot of people are saying, what? Why? It's not like I'm eating the peel or a banana.

But the bacteria on the outside can get onto your hands and then it can be transferred

into your mouth when you eat it.

Oh.

So the IFIC International Food Information Council is saying you need to wash your bananas

under clean running water before you peel them. Okay, who's using their hands while eating a banana? Don't you just hold the banana peel and eat it? Like you don't. Yeah, that's holding is your hand. But you hold the peel. You don't hold the raw banana. Brooke puts the banana between her thighs and she squeezes the banana in your head. You see what I'm saying? Like you never touch the part that you eat and you don't touch the banana. Yeah, I touch the banana. Or like I break it off and put it in my mouth or something like that. That's surprising for you. Why? You don't make it more of a thing, the eating of the banana. Bottom line, you're supposed to be washing your bananas under clean water. And we're supposed to be washing our avocados, too. What? They're even worse because we cut into them so the knife can drag some of the bacteria from the outside into the part that we eat. And we're worried about the bacteria? We're not worried about, pesticides or is it both? I think it's that's perfect. Okay, all of it. We're worried about all the gross stuff. All of it. But same thing with onions, melons, oranges, pineapples. Bottom line, wash your fruits before you eat them. Brooke, don't defend this. Wash your food. Brooke's a dirt defender. I know. You just wash it. We've gone so far without it. I mean, she's right. My dad grew poor eating mangoes literally off of dirt roads like that fell from trees. And he's, actually, he's really skinny. Yeah. He's a great shape, though. For an old man he is. Anyway, wash your fruit. Let's send it over to a guy who just live streamed himself washing his Kiwis.

Digital Jake to give us a shock collar question of the day.

That's some fuzzy Kiwis, buddy.

Wake up and smell the sodium-laced flavor packets because it's officially world noodle day. Oh!

And what is in Jeff's five hour energy these days?

Once we scrape our overly excited, nude-loving host, Jose, off the ceiling,

we're gonna go around the room and around the world for some carb-loaded trivia

all about the delicious nudes that everyone

loves to see on their dinner table.

Oh, right.

It's a special one and done, instant ra-man.

Use your noodle to think about noodles and avoid getting stunned, shot color pressure

of the day.

I appreciate that.

I love it, Jay. I love a James.

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