Sheria Mattis is Done Playing Chess With You | WHGS Ep. 182

We're Having Gay Sex

Ashley Gavin & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Sheria Mattis is a hilarious stand-up comedian, writer, and as of today our number one returning guest, but today she’s done setting records and ready to take a load off with the gang! We discuss starting queer sex as a baby gay, the lack of communication in dating apps, and the importance of the metronome in sex. Also, the competition is set: Ashley has two months to not bang, and Maddie two months to make it happen. Who will go crazy first?! You can follow Sheria on IG: sheriamattiscomedy, Twitter: @sheriadidthat, and Tik Tok: @sheriadoesthat, and you can listen to her podcast “Semi-Woke” now: ▶ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/semi-woke/id1678590102 Support WHGS for bonus content, uncut podcasts, live streams, and more: ▶ https://www.patreon.com/WHGS Ashley is doing a theater tour! Get on her text list to get first dibs on tickets: ▶ https://www.ashleygavin.com/#dates Check out our merch: ▶ https://shop.merchcentral.com/collections/ashley-gavin ______________________________________________ – CONNECT WITH US! – Ashley Gavin’s Tour Dates: https://www.ashleygavin.com/#dates Newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/6de0153eb9c8/whgs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ashgavs/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ashgavscomedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/ashgavs ——— Maddie Wiener’s Newsletter and Tour Dates: https://www.maddiewiener.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddietwiener/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddietwiener Twitter: https://twitter.com/maddietwiener YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@maddietwiener ——— Produced & Edited by Alex “swetshop” Vrahas: https://www.instagram.com/swetshopz/?hl=en ——— Watch this on YouTube: https://youtu.be/2eB7aVEFhds ______________________________________________ – SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! – Helix: ▶ Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! https://helixsleep.com/gaysex. This is their best offer yet and it won’t last long! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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4:07.7	Yeah.
4:08.7	I shit perfect golden cylinders of frozen piss.
4:15.3	Welcome to the episode.
4:17.1	Oh my God.
4:18.1	Oh, man, I've missed you, man.
4:19.8	I've missed you too.
4:20.8	We're riffin'.
4:21.8	I've missed you so much.
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