She Wants To Get Pregnant By A Stranger!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 15 April 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. Okay, so this one might have some layers here. I am intrigued. Uh, Jessica, she wants to call it herself, and she's on the voice disguiser, and she's getting pregnant by a stranger. That we know, but now she's starting to see some red flags. Okay. Hey, Jessica. |
| 0:16.2 | Hi, Bird. I love you guys. Thank you for talking to me. me thank you this one's going to be strange i |
| 0:21.7 | think okay so uh if the headline is i'm getting pregnant by a stranger what's the origin story |
| 0:26.7 | um well the origin story is i am getting up there in age so i decided i'm going to have a baby by a stranger |
| 0:36.8 | i saw this guy. |
| 0:39.0 | We met on a dating app and he has the physical features that I would want my child to have. |
| 0:46.3 | I mean, he's tall. |
| 0:47.9 | He's six foot four, five. |
| 0:50.3 | Sorry, Bert. |
| 0:51.4 | I'm tall. |
| 0:52.9 | You guys don't need to apologize for me for me. |
| 0:55.6 | You know what? |
| 0:56.5 | That's okay. |
| 0:57.6 | My God. |
| 0:58.8 | You know what? |
| 0:59.6 | Organize a 5K for me. |
| 1:01.1 | That's all I need. |
| 1:02.3 | Mo's only 6.3. |
| 1:03.5 | You want to apologize to you? |
| 1:04.6 | Absolutely. |
| 1:05.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:05.3 | Thank you. |
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