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She Walked Away From The Place She Was Certain She’d Buy For A Surprising Reason!

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🗓️ 11 March 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

She was SURE she was ready to buy a house...then something collapsed at the last minute. Is this a sign that Abby needs to put a pause on the real estate game? 

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

What an exciting time for Abby.

0:03.0

Buying your first house.

0:05.0

It's very exciting until it's not.

0:07.0

It's exciting until you get dumped by the house that you're trying to buy.

0:11.0

It is funny how buying a house is so much like dating.

0:15.0

Like I feel like every time I would go to a home showing, it'd be like getting dressed up to me, potentially the love of your life.

0:22.0

It isn't. Like Zillow is almost like Tinder. I got addicted to it, man. Even when I found like my house,

0:28.6

I was just like addicted at looking at other people's homes and what came on the market, even though I didn't have the cash to buy anything. And it feels simpler because it tells you who's in your league and who's not in your league. I'm like, well, there's $700,000 out of my league. $200,000, probably out of their league.

0:43.2

And you do start to realize like the quality of home has, I'm not exactly sure what the

0:50.1

correct block is, but you can tell like between $100,000, like you get something totally

0:56.6

different. It's insane. And the prices of houses right now, according to real estate TikTok,

1:02.2

they're really inflated right now. So it's becoming a buyer's market. So it's sort of like

1:06.7

the tides are shifting a little bit into people, into the favor of people like me who are looking for their home and looking for a good deal.

1:13.8

And yeah, I feel like every time I was going for a showing, I'd be getting dressed up for a date, kind of sussing out the real estate and just seeing if this was going to be a good fit for me for the next couple of years or so.

1:24.9

I remember asking my first real estate agent and looking at my first house,

1:28.3

do I have to dress nicely for this? And they're like, they don't care. They just want you green,

1:32.8

man. They couldn't care less what you're wearing. I have found that a lot of these places want you to

1:36.6

take your shoes off, though, which is very weird because I don't wear a lot of socks and now I'm just like raw-dogging it through people's homes. And when you go look at a house, the owners are not there.

1:45.6

They're instructed to leave property.

1:47.1

So they're not going to see you regardless.

1:48.7

Yeah, but I'm always a little bit curious if they're watching on the security cameras,

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