She’s Traumatized After Witnessing This Terrible Airplane Etiquette!
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🗓️ 15 April 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.2 | You will never be more present to how completely unaware, unselfaware, not self-aware. |
| 0:10.4 | Not. |
| 0:11.0 | And selfish people are than when you are traveling through an airport or on a plane. |
| 0:16.7 | It's the worst. |
| 0:17.7 | It really does. |
| 0:18.5 | I mean, people stopping right in front of the escalator and they're on their phone so you can't get around. |
| 0:23.8 | They have no, no spatial awareness whatsoever. |
| 0:26.9 | I'm doing my best to raise a good human who, it has spatial awareness and who is kind and thoughtful while flying. |
| 0:37.0 | We flew down to the keys last week. Jimmy has his own seat. and who is kind and thoughtful while flying. |
| 0:40.2 | We flew down to the keys last week. |
| 0:41.8 | Jimmy has his own seat. |
| 0:45.6 | I'm making sure he knows not to kick the seat in front of him. |
| 0:48.1 | I'm making sure he knows not to mess with the tray table because that's attached to the person in front of them |
| 0:50.5 | that he can't sit there and whip the window shade up and down, |
| 0:53.1 | up and down, up and down, up and down, |
| 0:54.5 | open, down, open, down, because it's driving his mother crazy. |
| 0:57.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.6 | Like, I want him to be a good human, which makes you a good flyer. |
| 1:02.1 | In my mind's eye, I literally pushed somebody down the escalator the other day at the airport |
| 1:07.5 | that was quite literally on their phone in front of the only escalator |
| 1:12.6 | that goes down. |
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