You're on the virtue.

All right, so back to the tea here, because she had a very intense appointment all set

up.

She was going to meet the husband's mistress.

You guys fill me in on what was going on on Friday?

No, she's talking about doing it this week.

Oh, it's this week, okay?

Yeah, this is the first part of, this is the first email she sent us.

Hey, virtue, to thank you for the years of entertainment you've given me, I thought

I'd share a little story with you that I think you'll find entertaining.

I've been married for nine years.

I can honestly say nine wonderful years until now.

A friend of mine owns a furniture store.

I was there recently looking for a new dining room table.

When she mentioned, she thought my husband had recently purchased one.

Perplexed, we looked up the sales order.

Sure enough, there it was.

A receipt for a dining room table my husband had purchased.

However, the delivery address wasn't our home address.

It wasn't a dress I had never seen.

I thanked my friend for the information and immediately left to go do some digging online.

After spending some time online, I was enlightened to my husband's extracurricular activities.

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